Purchase my latest pattern (all prices in USD):

Don't Cross Me!
Price: $4.99

Needles: US 7
Yarn: Red Heart With Love, Carron One Pound
Techniques: Illusion

Description: For those days when you're feeling slightly homicidal, I present Don't Cross Me, the illusion scarf that looks like crime scene tape!

Suitable for even beginning knitters, this scarf uses a basic knit and purl pattern to create lettering that only appears when viewed on an angle.

Price: $2.99

Needles: US 6
Yarn: Fibra Natura Exquisite Bamboo
Techniques: Entrelac

Ravelry description: This entrelac cowl is much simpler than it looks! Suitable for someone who has never worked entrelac before, or someone familiar with the technique. It includes the slightest bit of shaping for a more comfortable fit. Looks great in a multicolored yarn!

Fuck You!
Price: $2.00

Needles: US 8
Yarn: Loops n' Threads Impeccable Solids
Techniques: Illusion knitting. Can you read a pattern/chart? Can you knit? Can you purl? Then you can make this pattern.

Ravelry description: This pattern was inspired by the Night Wars series of books by Missouri Dalton, including The Hanged Man’s Ghost and The Night Shift. The pattern includes both written instructions and a chart.

FU Expansion Pack
Price: $1.00

Description: Use these charts in conjunction with the original FU pattern to make your own unique creation! Switch up the message for something a little more PC, or show your true colors.

This download includes CHARTS ONLY for the following phrases:
THAT (As in, Fk That!)

Download some of my FREE patterns as PDFs:

 Chameleon Circuit
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Needles: US 6
Yarn: Loops & Threads Impeccable Solids (2 colors)
Techniques: Illusion Knitting

Ravelry Description: Doctor Who and the Tardis do not belong to me. I’m just a knitter trying to wile away the hours as I wait to be taken away by a madman in a blue box.

This PDF includes a chart and limited written instruction, and is intended to be worked into other projects--add a border and you’ve got a washcloth. Repeat the chart as many times as you like, and you’ve got a scarf. Switch to fingering yarn and add the image onto a pair of striped socks. You get the idea. The possibilities are as endless as time itself.

Crocheted Dish Cloth Tutorial
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Hook: J
Yarn: Lily Sugar n' Cream
Techniques: SC, decreasing, chaining, and some very, very basic sewing.

Ravelry description: This is a tutorial/recipe for a hanging kitchen towel. Great for using up scraps of cotton yarn. 1 ball of dish cotton will not only make one of these, but there will be enough left at the end for a washcloth.

Knit Dish Cloth Tutorial
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Needles: US 6
Yarn: Lily Sugar n' Cream
Techniques: Knit, Purl, decrease, yarn over

Ravelry Description: A quick and easy tutorial for a knitted hanging dishtowel. Perfect for using up odd ends leftover from wash cloths, one of these towels can easily be whipped up in an hour or less.

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Yarn: any medium weight yarn, preferably a solid and a variegated.
Needles: US 3
Techniques: Knitting in the round, knitting with 2 colors, decreasing.
Description: This easy hat is a great introduction to basic color work, and utilizes a variegated yarn and a solid to create a design that looks much more complicated than it really is.

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