There was a keychopper at the convention. This caused an ethical quandary for me, because the same person was also selling hand knits, and while I wanted to support the knitter, I couldn't support the keychopper, especially when I spied keys just like those on my beloved Oliver gracing the table. Thus, I present a little gift for the Typosphere. Have at:
[.gif image with a transparent background]
[.jpg image with a white background]
P.S. This is now available on teeshirts and hoodies here.